I Must Be A Homeowner

Even while it was only 6 hours a week for 10 months, working as a barback in a leatherbar in Amsterdam made me completely immune to video porn, for, oh, years afterwards. Me and the other barback ended up commenting on the lighting because we were so jaded and wanted to flaunt it. Of course, this was over a decade ago.

It must say something about me that when I looked at some bear erotica today, my first thought was "Nice flooring product. Is it just laminate or a really new even hardwood?" I mean, ok, so I tuned out the model because I am a body fascist, but actually using the frase "flooring product" in a thought?