About This NCOD Thing

I bronzed a wall yesterday, and rescued a botch-job of an attempt at staining a vanity counter-top that obviously is not concrete with concrete stain by doing a faux-finish with a pearlizing gloss I had left-over in the paints closet. I am bout to go to IKEA and the Container Store, and then have dinner in West Hollywood.

Does anyone here need confirmation about which stereotype I am following? Are we unclear on any subject here?