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From: Anita*****@aol.com
Subject: I love hello kitty!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, my name is***ana and i love hello kitty a lot and when i grow up i want everything of hello kitty and im just  14  but i love hello kitty and i wish i had that labtop because is so pretty and i always said when i grow up im going to have everything in hello kitty . Everything icould get i will gat it. although my mom said that is for little kinds i dont care cause i love everithing of hello kitty and im happy when i get what i always dreamo.  HELLO KITTY!!!!!!  I LOVE HELLO KITTY AND IM IN THE COMPUTER ALWAYS LOOKING FOR GOOD STUFF That when i grow up i will by..... BYE (HOPE U WRITE BACK)

From: ***** ALAN <hotpinnk*****@sbcglobal.net>
Subject: Hello Kitty Laptop

hey i loved the picture i saw of the hello kitty laptop and i was just wondering how much would it be if i bought it??? please e-mail me back at: hotpinnk*******@sbcglobal.net A.S.A.P. Thank you for your time!!!

From: "Patrizia *******" <zando @**********.net.au="">
Subject: hi

Hi my name is chloe

i am a huge fan of hello kitty and i would like to know if you could send me a hello kitty laptop

 

 

Farm ****

MCclure rd

2****

phone number:*********581 or ********20

Yenda

NSW

 

thank you

 

from chloe *** ********



I generally do not answer requests to send stuff or inquiries about prices, because I am very clear not to ask me that. I just wanted to share with you the glorious state of my inbox some days. That and I am fascinated by the odd email, like the ones that  basically say "I like it, send me crap now", or addresses in farms in New Sealand.

Comments

[cutieperson]

this was extra funny to read on my new journal style.
thank you.

[danger-chick.livejournal.com]

Ooooo! There's a Hello Kitty style!?

[cutieperson]

close enough :)
Cuteness Attacks, on S2. it was enough to make me switch over from the old style system, which is saying a lot.

[keyne.livejournal.com]

Dude. LJ-cut is your friend.

(My eyes! my eyes!)

[fj.livejournal.com]

(I know.)

If I have to suffer through this, so do you. I worked too hard to exactly represent the email to put it behind a cut.

[moofedct.livejournal.com]

Your pain is our pain?

[fj.livejournal.com]

I am good at handing pain out after all.

[tfarrell.livejournal.com]

Gee, and all I get is email from housewives in rural australia telling me their entire family has become addicted to my fudge recipe and are consequently considering buying condensed milk by the case.

(I just write back to them and suggest that they can use it as a cake icing, too.)

[ranger1.livejournal.com]

Your team wins the Asshat Olympics. My chatroom beard haters take the bronze. Be proud.

[fj.livejournal.com]

(/me walks around with arms raised in a double-hands V sign)

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

NSW would be the Australian state of New South Wales, no?

[fj.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, probably.