Oh. Joy.

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It seems "Kurt" (sp?) has been handing out my cell number to some people. So far both that called are female. I wonder if they are his honeys.

Been telling 'em Kurt's asleep in the next room, cuz it was one of those nights, ya know? Can I take a message? What's your name? No, I ain't his dad, just a friend who's hanging with him.

(Ma?)Ria's gonna be calling back at 9. The first woman declined to leave a message.

Comments

[lilbjorn.livejournal.com]

Aw, damn! Kurt went home and forgot his phone at my house. Ria, what's his address again?

[danger-chick.livejournal.com]

The stupidity of today's criminals makes me sad. This country is going down hill fast.

Another Ria option . .

[idajo.livejournal.com]

Hey Ria . . ya know that big ass diamond earring Kurt wears . . (she'll say "yeah" whether she knows or not!) . . I found it in the shower . . man, all this time I tho't it was BOGUS, baby! Had a guy look at it . . TEN GRAND!! He wants it bad. . . told me to hide it in the freezer and he'll have the cash tomorrow.

(Then call the cops to stake out your freezer . . make sure a window is open . . and go to a movie!)