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[fj]

You know those people who show pictures of their grandchildren at the drop of a hat? No, I haven't met one either, but I am told they exist. Well, this trip and, in fact, the last two months, to anyone I have spoken to for more than ten minutes (and sometimes less), I have, like some demented proud grandmother,

1. mentioned my diabetic cat, if not shown the pictures I carry of him and his co-cat on my phone
2. shown the hideous tackyness of the hologram on current greencards by whipping mine out.

This is how interesting I am, that this is what feel the need to publicise about myself. That's it. Really.