FJ!! on "AI: Artificial Intelligence"

[fj]

I can't decide whom Steve Spielberg hates more, Stanley Kubrick of which he rapes and pillages his current and past material (what, after that kind of style break and journey David doesn't turn into a spacebaby?) or the audience that he tortures with a ploddingly paced, punch-pulling, sci-fi hating, no-idea-developing remake mishmash of Pinocchio and E.T. about the gratification of a protagonist so badly developed this member of the audience could barely regard it as anything beyond a creepy walking toaster that should simply have had its cord yanked.

Steven, why do you hate us so?