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[fj]

Another Thanksgiving, another trip to the in-laws in Columbus, Ohio. No need to describe it, I have done so before. Best part of T-Day itself, where, after pinkfish and I had cooked, and cleaned up after the dinner, pinkfish's brother had been persuaded to come over and visit his family from the dinner he was at with his in-laws. He arrived without wife and kids.

He sits at the table with his Dad, and his Mom, and his brother, pinkfish, and me. He starts the next three hours off with a racial joke, proceeds to analyze football and other sports in-depth with Dad diving in in ful glee, and the highlight is when, in front of his mother, he and Dad discuss which Deperate Housewife is the hottest. Mom just zones out during the discussion and stares around. I eat pie and supply the actresses' names for having nothing else to do but watching the scene.

Bree / Marcia Cross, by the way, except for her face. Gabi / Eva Longhoria was deemed to be built too much like a boy.

Comments

[missdimple.livejournal.com]

Sometimes families just suck. Sorry you had to suffer.

[houseboi.livejournal.com]

So, this "Bree" is a butterface then?

[jpeace.livejournal.com]

If Edward James Olmos taught me anything, it's that porcelain skin is so overrated. And maybe Eva's boyish because she's 4'11" and never seen without a gigantic cock between her legs.

[vasilatos]

At least they let you talk. At the boys' side of our family's gatherings, I disappear, even if I yell. Even if I yell about sports.