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[fj]

Another Thanksgiving, another trip to the in-laws in Columbus, Ohio. No need to describe it, I have done so before. Best part of T-Day itself, where, after pinkfish and I had cooked, and cleaned up after the dinner, pinkfish's brother had been persuaded to come over and visit his family from the dinner he was at with his in-laws. He arrived without wife and kids.

He sits at the table with his Dad, and his Mom, and his brother, pinkfish, and me. He starts the next three hours off with a racial joke, proceeds to analyze football and other sports in-depth with Dad diving in in ful glee, and the highlight is when, in front of his mother, he and Dad discuss which Deperate Housewife is the hottest. Mom just zones out during the discussion and stares around. I eat pie and supply the actresses' names for having nothing else to do but watching the scene.

Bree / Marcia Cross, by the way, except for her face. Gabi / Eva Longhoria was deemed to be built too much like a boy.

Comments

[jpeace.livejournal.com]

Which is then used as a category. "Great ass, but holy shit she's a butterface."

[houseboi.livejournal.com]

Heh-heh. Yup. I have learned quite a few useless bits of hetero trivia from working with the str8 boiz. I really didn't need to know "gunt" and "fupa" either, but I do.

[spwebdesign.livejournal.com]

I hate to admit this str8 boi doesn't know what "gunt" and "fupa" mean.

[(Anonymous)]

Both refer to an unfortunate fat-distribution pattern limited mainly to females. Namely, that fatty area that can develop below the navel and above the hoohoodilly.

Gunt is a contraction of "gut" and "c*nt", whereas FUPA stands for "fat upper p*ssy area".

The more you know! *grin*