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How do I become one of Kathy Griffin's gays? She always goes on about her gays, how she watches awards shows with them, how they help her though parties, how they mainline caffeine into her before a show. I can't even aspire to being D-list, but is being one of her gays attainable?

Could anyone of you who know her recommend me? Thanks? I make a really good gay, honest I do. I even can supresss a wince when anyone uses gay as a noun.

In other news, I have been running through colors for my bedroom wall in my head, but none of them stuck, all of them rejected in seconds. I was about to go for my ole standby, Benjamin Moore Atrium White, but I finally hit a look I am now completely obsessed by and can't get out of my head. Oh frack, painting, and a huge concrete textured wall as well. This was so much easier when I could con

pinkfish into doing that.