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Like a ferret with ADD I got distracted while cleaning some spam out of my Yahoo! email by this ad for NutriSystem. I hadn't seen the site in a while, so I browsed my favorite section of every health and looks website, the Before & After shots. I like makeovers.
I browsed only the guys. Every Before & After shot has a little one line testimonial to the right of the picture.
"I look better than I did in my teens!"
"I am twice the fireman now than I used to be."
"NutriSystem was so easy!"
"Now with NutriSystem, chicks dig me."
"I tried 30 diets and NutriSystem is the only one that worked!"
And then this testimonial.popped up.
I think this guy has bigger problems than his weight.
I browsed only the guys. Every Before & After shot has a little one line testimonial to the right of the picture.
"I look better than I did in my teens!"
"I am twice the fireman now than I used to be."
"NutriSystem was so easy!"
"Now with NutriSystem, chicks dig me."
"I tried 30 diets and NutriSystem is the only one that worked!"
And then this testimonial.popped up.
I think this guy has bigger problems than his weight.