"You've Got Mail"

[fj]

I sent you my pic

What I Think: Gawd you're ugly.
(Wait. Judgemental. Bad FJ!! Maybe it is just unflattering. Beat yourself up now.)

What I Write: Thanks for sending, nice.

Comments

hehheh

[henare.livejournal.com]

What I think: Ow! My eyes! I only get one pair and now they're ruined!

What I say: yup. it just arrived. got a problem, though--for some reason I can't view jpegs ... i'll come back later when i get that fixed, ok?

it has to be said

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

My eyes! The goggles...they do nothing!

[malte.livejournal.com]

What I think: Uh-oh, and I thought I was over the wishful-thinking thing.

What I say: Hey, you look like a nice guy. But for some reason I'm not sure this is going to work. Good luck with the rest of your hunt!

/malte, so well-brought-up, really

[drevilmoo.livejournal.com]

You are very kind. Does your Mother show up when you run through these thoughts?

Though, it isn't necessary to beat yourself up, we here on LJ would be happy to help!

[fj.livejournal.com]

So what do you write then "Gawd, man, you're ugly! Give up!"

No, mom does not run through my head on these ones.

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

What I think: Ever since I turned 40, this is the best I can do. Give up.

What I write: Hot! As soona as I get over my crabs, scabies, and warts, we'll have to hook up!

[stealthpup.livejournal.com]

Too unsubtle. Why don't you try, "Aw damn. Upon first sight of the pic, I shot my load. Good luck with the hunt!"?

[pinkfish.livejournal.com]

Not bad, except that is just what would really happen if I ever happen to meet you cruising online. How would you know the difference?

[stealthpup.livejournal.com]

A cam-pic of the evidence would be required, for one.

[fj.livejournal.com]

But what if its true?

And believe me, there are men out there who think you're actually telling the truth.

[stealthpup.livejournal.com]

I've never been that hyperstimulated, and, your hunnie's personal testimony notwithstanding, I doubt I'll ever encounter such a creature.

You mean, all Net cruisers LIE?!?!?! Oh, say it ain't so! ;-)