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fj ([personal profile] fj) wrote2006-01-21 09:59 am
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We're So Boycotting The Whale Now

We're So Boycotting The Whale Now
"We're So Boycotting The Whale Now", Nokia 6680, London, 2006

[identity profile] pinkfish.livejournal.com 2006-01-21 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
He's looking great!

[identity profile] fj.livejournal.com 2006-01-21 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
He does. And sends his love to you.

[identity profile] auntieruth.livejournal.com 2006-01-21 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you see the whale that was lubed in KY jelly?

[identity profile] fj.livejournal.com 2006-01-21 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the whale we were boycoting. We were on our way and then decided too many people were going.

[identity profile] auntieruth.livejournal.com 2006-01-21 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
But, FJ, it's lubed! And it's 18 feet long! You can't just walk away from a whale like that.

[identity profile] fj.livejournal.com 2006-01-21 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, after a 30-story buttplug in the skyline, you can ignore the lubed 18-footer.

[identity profile] pinkfish.livejournal.com 2006-01-21 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember seeing the buttplug from an airplane a few years ago (the first time I knew it was there). I was reminded of those scenes in Japanese animated films where some demon sets up a vortex in the middle of Tokyo, which looks like some enormous coccoon or something. And the good people of Tokyo go about their daily business, not paying any attention. I always wondered if perhaps that's what happened here . . .

[identity profile] alex-jon.livejournal.com 2006-01-21 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
The overfiend is going to pop the queen like a meat balloon?

[identity profile] auntieruth.livejournal.com 2006-01-21 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You're just trying to make the whale feel inadequate.

[identity profile] alex-jon.livejournal.com 2006-01-21 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not impressed by whales. They smell too much like fish.